tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-161681082011-06-07T23:33:26.370-07:00A collection of haikus about life in Los AngelesCoolianoreply@blogger.comBlogger561100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-48069669419842689492008-01-01T21:31:00.000-08:002008-01-01T21:37:44.668-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WxX8P2iU2tk/R3sjFUUNeQI/AAAAAAAAFic/7iI61Iw6QMQ/s1600-h/hwoodhighland.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WxX8P2iU2tk/R3sjFUUNeQI/AAAAAAAAFic/7iI61Iw6QMQ/s320/hwoodhighland.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5150749173088090370" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br />Seeking food, I get</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />lost in MC-Escher-esque </span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />maze. Elephants laugh.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-4806966941984268949?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164759515398946502006-11-28T16:17:00.000-08:002006-11-28T16:18:35.400-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4878/1505/1600/117582/lakehwood.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4878/1505/200/417640/lakehwood.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Above the city,</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />jog around Lake Hollywood</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />under sign's shadow </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116475951539894650?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164759443224422422006-11-28T16:16:00.000-08:002006-11-28T16:17:23.226-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4878/1505/1600/731690/mdrcondo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4878/1505/200/100927/mdrcondo.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Marina Del Rey</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />high-rise lets folks look down on</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />sea, dingbat dwellers </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116475944322442242?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164759207776359842006-11-28T16:12:00.000-08:002006-11-28T16:14:31.743-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4878/1505/1600/483157/veniceskater.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4878/1505/200/175378/veniceskater.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Blading guitarist,</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Muscle beach men, vendors say,</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />"Welcome to Venice." </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116475920777635984?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164759128841039462006-11-28T16:10:00.000-08:002006-11-28T16:15:54.970-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4878/1505/1600/92950/petersen.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4878/1505/200/914795/petersen.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Don't think cars can be </span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />art? Try touring <a href="http://www.petersen.org/">Petersen</a></span><a href="http://www.petersen.org/"><br /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><a href="http://www.petersen.org/">Auto Museum</a>. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116475912884103946?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164758094269144132006-11-28T15:48:00.000-08:002006-11-28T15:56:23.213-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4878/1505/1600/223194/joes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4878/1505/200/497385/joes.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Sunday Brunch at <a href="http://www.joesrestaurant.com">Joe's</a></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Mimosas, huevos, fresh fruit</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Delicious bargain </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116475809426914413?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173505570261072006-11-21T21:31:00.003-08:002006-11-21T21:31:45.570-08:00History’s crossroad<br />feels old-time rock glamour.<br />The Wiltern marquee.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417350557026107?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173494434746152006-11-21T21:31:00.002-08:002006-11-21T21:31:34.436-08:00Rocking the Roxy.<br />Standing room mostly , stage tucked<br />back in the corner.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417349443474615?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173485924576602006-11-21T21:31:00.001-08:002006-11-21T21:31:25.926-08:00Swallowing sea slime,<br />ankles twisting on the board.<br />Why is surfing fun?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417348592457660?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173472922365902006-11-21T21:31:00.000-08:002006-11-21T21:31:12.923-08:00Jessica Fletcher<br />at the Cheesecake Factory.<br />Pastry chef murder?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417347292236590?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173454881078132006-11-21T21:30:00.003-08:002006-11-21T21:30:54.883-08:00I’m walking one way<br />and them—another, going<br />to find fish tacos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417345488107813?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173441730402352006-11-21T21:30:00.002-08:002006-11-21T21:30:41.730-08:00One day it’s Ozzy,<br />Another Danny Glover.<br />Celeb sighting lunch.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417344173040235?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173430332958362006-11-21T21:30:00.001-08:002006-11-21T21:30:30.333-08:00A dingy third street:<br />cut off the cars, build a mall.<br />Bingo! Promenade!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417343033295836?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173414829694862006-11-21T21:30:00.000-08:002006-11-21T21:30:14.830-08:00Summer tournaments<br />Bathing suits, beach volleyball.<br />Toes dip into sand.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417341482969486?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173401991250132006-11-21T21:29:00.004-08:002006-11-21T21:30:01.990-08:00Let’s go hike up there<br />or shoot it to “set the scene.”<br />It’s just wood on stilts.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417340199125013?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173390743778312006-11-21T21:29:00.003-08:002006-11-21T21:29:50.743-08:00The end of our street.<br />Dive bar trendified with lines<br />of retro-sinners.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417339074377831?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173379056146532006-11-21T21:29:00.002-08:002006-11-21T21:29:39.056-08:00LA hot dog lines:<br />finer palettes must have Pinks,<br />a high-cultured frank.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417337905614653?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173362608472782006-11-21T21:29:00.001-08:002006-11-21T21:29:22.606-08:00I’m having nightmares<br />involving parking, small dogs.<br />Must be the Grove.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417336260847278?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173351254131652006-11-21T21:29:00.000-08:002006-11-21T21:29:11.253-08:00Body bumper cars:<br />City Walk, suffocating<br />teen metropolis.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417335125413165?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173338405438182006-11-21T21:28:00.004-08:002006-11-21T21:28:58.406-08:00Smokey lounge singer<br />fields kitschy pop-song requests<br />from sirloin eaters.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417333840543818?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173328504493312006-11-21T21:28:00.003-08:002006-11-21T21:28:48.506-08:00Poetry fortress<br />looms on Venice, poems hushed,<br />proud, Beyond Baroque.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417332850449331?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173316609320352006-11-21T21:28:00.002-08:002006-11-21T21:28:36.610-08:00Hollywood to Panns,<br />feisty, brazen: a road called<br />LaCienega!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417331660932035?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173306659586852006-11-21T21:28:00.001-08:002006-11-21T21:28:26.660-08:00All rolls of the tongue<br />and sounds vaguely erotic<br />on Sepulveda!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417330665958685?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173296209403342006-11-21T21:28:00.000-08:002006-11-21T21:28:16.210-08:00No Titos, Pacos.<br />Kings Tacos in East LA,<br />But bring your Spanish.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417329620940334?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173284225098972006-11-21T21:27:00.002-08:002006-11-21T21:28:04.226-08:00Chilly, sticky floors,<br />the New Beverly lingers.<br />Film buff’s paradise.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417328422509897?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173268320950082006-11-21T21:27:00.001-08:002006-11-21T21:27:48.320-08:00Bones stuck in tar<br />the kind of boredom felt at<br />La Brea tar pits.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417326832095008?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173248774553122006-11-21T21:27:00.000-08:002006-11-21T21:27:28.773-08:00Standard on the Strip<br />Don’t go in sweatpants unless…<br />You’re working the box<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417324877455312?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173221902388612006-11-21T21:26:00.000-08:002006-11-21T21:27:01.903-08:00Dinosaurs and art—<br />How do they connect? Find out:<br />Visit the Getty.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417322190238861?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1164173068367774122006-11-21T21:22:00.000-08:002006-11-21T21:26:32.833-08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">It takes Zen patience.<br />Five-lanes full of ego drones<br />Learning how to merge.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-116417306836777412?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nerdiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15452957635716365892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1148682398911359162006-05-26T15:17:00.000-07:002006-05-26T15:26:38.923-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/freeway.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/freeway.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Oh Hummer, let me </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">merge! This is my life, not a </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Grand Theft Auto game.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-114868239891135916?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1148449431060432442006-05-23T22:42:00.000-07:002006-05-23T22:43:51.060-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/buggy5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/buggy5.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br /><a href="http://thebuggywhip.com/">Buggy Whip</a> sure has</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />character; steaks are well-aged,</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />so are the waitresses </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-114844943106043244?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1148449290614849802006-05-23T22:39:00.000-07:002006-05-23T22:41:30.626-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/viperroom.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/viperroom.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Heavier hearts than </span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />metal at the <a href="http://www.viperroom.com/">Viper Room</a>;</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />River runs through it </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-114844929061484980?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1148164373207229412006-05-20T15:31:00.000-07:002006-05-20T15:33:26.633-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/getty.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/getty.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Day at the Getty</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />reflected in lush garden</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">forgot to view art</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-114816437320722941?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1148164201331041662006-05-20T15:11:00.000-07:002006-05-20T15:33:40.873-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/lowenbrau.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/lowenbrau.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Lowenbrau Keller</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Picture Bogart and Bacall</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">noshing on bratwurst</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-114816420133104166?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1136411042225362302006-01-04T13:34:00.000-08:002006-01-04T13:44:02.226-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/pic9.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/pic9.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br />Behold the German</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />apple pancake: too large for</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />plate, most appetites.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-113641104222536230?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1136410426588491392006-01-04T13:28:00.000-08:002006-01-04T13:33:46.596-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/Z82.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/Z82.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Couldn't afford Steak</span> <br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Dabney Coleman, so ordered</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Veal Karl Malden. Yum!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-113641042658849139?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1130377203067744442005-10-26T18:38:00.000-07:002005-10-26T18:40:03.066-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/doggiedaycare.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/doggiedaycare.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />So much depends on</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />getting Fifi into the</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />right doggie day care</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-113037720306774444?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1130377078631741852005-10-26T18:37:00.000-07:002005-10-26T18:37:58.640-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/realestate1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/realestate1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Some numbers cost you</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />more than others: 310,</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />90210</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-113037707863174185?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1129855687119935522005-10-20T17:43:00.000-07:002005-10-20T17:48:07.120-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/martyelayne.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/martyelayne.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br />"She was a showgirl,"</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />sings Elayne. "No, she was a</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />hooker," snaps Marty.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112985568711993552?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1129855338779160202005-10-20T17:41:00.000-07:002005-10-20T17:43:08.566-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/randys1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/randys.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><a href="http://www.randysdonuts.com/">Randy's Big Donut</a>,</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">lightly dusted with smog: a</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">405 beacon</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112985533877916020?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1129674930841885462005-10-18T15:33:00.000-07:002005-10-18T15:38:03.426-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/hustler.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/hustler.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >Handprints of porn stars<br />outside Hustler Store; molds of<br />body parts inside</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112967493084188546?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1129674754686542982005-10-18T15:31:00.000-07:002005-10-18T15:32:34.696-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/vics.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/vics.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Share a scorpion</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">bowl with a star at <a href="http://www.tradervics.com/">Trader</a></span><a href="http://www.tradervics.com/"><br /> </a><span style="font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.tradervics.com/">Vic's</a>. You'll see zombies.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112967475468654298?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1126653940764314952005-09-13T16:23:00.000-07:002005-09-13T16:25:58.130-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/aquarium900.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/aquarium900.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Actress recalls dreams</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />while lounging in glass box. <a href="http://www.standardhotel.com/">The </a></span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><a href="http://www.standardhotel.com/"><br />Standard</a>'s human zoo.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112665394076431495?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1126653742031518352005-09-13T16:19:00.000-07:002005-09-13T16:23:55.373-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/glenhell.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/glenhell.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Dust, heat, traffic. For</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">whom is <a href="http://www.hyundaipavilion.com/main.html">Glen Helen</a> not hell?</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Sharon, move <a href="http://www.apeculture.com/music/ozzfest2003.htm">Ozzfest</a>!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112665374203151835?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1126221456792486302005-09-08T16:15:00.000-07:002005-09-08T16:19:25.056-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/runyon_2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/runyon_2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Runyon Canyon hike</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Enjoy grand views as your pooch</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">sniffs celeb dog poo</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112622145679248630?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1126221291844570002005-09-08T16:13:00.000-07:002005-09-08T16:14:51.846-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.apeculture.com/images/jacklaker.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://www.apeculture.com/images/jacklaker.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Missed Kobe's slam dunk</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />because I was watching Jack</span> <br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">order Diet Coke</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112622129184457000?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1126158190571277052005-09-07T22:40:00.000-07:002005-09-07T22:43:10.573-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/micelis.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/micelis.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">At <a href="http://www.micelisrestaurant.com">Miceli's</a>, what's</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">older: dusty chianti</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">jugs or your waitress?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112615819057127705?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1126157933639273672005-09-07T22:36:00.000-07:002005-09-07T22:38:53.646-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/venice.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/venice.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Peaceful Venice stroll<br />marred by territorial<br />ducks guarding canals</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112615793363927367?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1126068278271794162005-09-06T21:41:00.000-07:002005-09-07T22:40:25.430-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/lansbury.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/lansbury.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">At Cheesecake Factory,</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">saw Angela Lansbury.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Murder by Cheesecake?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112606827827179416?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1126067900089464442005-09-06T21:35:00.000-07:002005-09-06T21:38:20.093-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/hwoodbowl.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/hwoodbowl.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Got </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">box seats at the </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">bowl? Save your box lunch. The stacked</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">lot will box you in.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112606790008946444?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1125780541817279962005-09-03T13:42:00.000-07:002005-09-03T13:49:01.816-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/31cover.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/31cover.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Are there more concert<br />or plastic surgery ads<br />in <a href="http://www.laweekly.com">LA Weekly</a>?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112578054181727996?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1125780091087632362005-09-03T13:34:00.000-07:002005-09-03T13:41:31.086-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/boba.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/boba.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Westwood offers true</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">freedom of choice - about eight </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">different <a href="http://www.bobafind.com/bobafind2.php?state=CA&amp;sort_field=city">boba shops</a>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112578009108763236?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1125699076916606592005-09-02T15:10:00.000-07:002005-09-03T13:26:19.603-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/tar.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/tar.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#000000;"></span></span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102);font-family:verdana;" ><br /><span style="font-size:100%;color:#000000;">Dad, child mastodons</span></span><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-size:100%;color:#000000;">watch as doomed Mom sinks. Tar pits</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;">tragedy moves me.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112569907691660659?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1125698819511462112005-09-02T15:05:00.000-07:002005-09-03T13:27:57.793-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/pinks.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/pinks.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="color:#000000;">Folks queue up at </span><span style="color:#000000;"><a href="http://www.pinkshollywood.com">Pink's</a>. </span></span><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="color:#000000;">Don't believe the hype. It's just</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">a hot dog, you know?</span><span style="color:#000000;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112569881951146211?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1125613602247325352005-09-01T15:24:00.000-07:002005-09-03T13:31:24.496-07:00<span style="COLOR: rgb(102,51,0);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102)"><br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/bosox.jpg"><span style="color:#000000;"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/bosox.jpg" border="0" /></span></a> <span style="font-family:verdana;">Affleck's Bentley has</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Red Sox license frame. He's</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">still Ben from the Block.</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102);font-family:verdana;" ></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112561360224732535?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16168108.post-1125613370848213802005-09-01T15:16:00.000-07:002005-09-06T21:40:18.423-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/1600/08310523301.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4878/1505/200/08310523301.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="color:#000000;">Burger aloft, first</span></span></div><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="color:#000000;"><a href="http://www.bobs.net/"><span style="font-size:100%;">Big Boy</span></a><span style="font-size:100%;"> still stands, but seems small</span></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;color:#000000;">. </span><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-size:100%;color:#000000;">We've been super-sized.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16168108-112561337084821380?l=lahaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Coolianoreply@blogger.com0