LA Haiku: September 2005

The Standard Hotel - Sunset Strip

Actress recalls dreams
while lounging in glass box. The
Standard's human zoo.

Hyundai Pavilion - Glen Helen, CA

Dust, heat, traffic. For
whom is Glen Helen not hell?
Sharon, move Ozzfest!

Runyon Canyon

Runyon Canyon hike
Enjoy grand views as your pooch
sniffs celeb dog poo

Laker Game

Missed Kobe's slam dunk
because I was watching Jack
order Diet Coke

Miceli's

At Miceli's, what's
older: dusty chianti
jugs or your waitress?

Venice

Peaceful Venice stroll
marred by territorial
ducks guarding canals

Cheesecake Factory - Brentwood

At Cheesecake Factory,
saw Angela Lansbury.
Murder by Cheesecake?

Hollywood Bowl

Got box seats at the
bowl? Save your box lunch. The stacked
lot will box you in.

LA Weekly

Are there more concert
or plastic surgery ads
in LA Weekly?

Westwood Village

Westwood offers true
freedom of choice - about eight
different boba shops.

La Brea Tar Pits

Dad, child mastodons
watch as doomed Mom sinks. Tar pits
tragedy moves me.

Pink's Hot Dogs

Folks queue up at Pink's.
Don't believe the hype. It's just
a hot dog, you know?

Ben Affleck's Bentley

Affleck's Bentley has
Red Sox license frame. He's
still Ben from the Block.

Bob's Big Boy

Burger aloft, first

Big Boy still stands, but seems small.
We've been super-sized.

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